have you ever been sexually attracted to a voice
"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
why do you hate people so much
why don’t you ever hang out with anyone from your school
what do you mean you hate this genera—
"who taught you to make origami sydney opera houses out of napkins-"
sherlock au where everything is the same but sherlock has a lisp
"John, there’s a sthpider hanging, get rid of it."
"The game isth on!"
"Heroesth don’t existh John"
"I’m a high functhioning Sthosthiopatshhhtth"
But seriously do you ever think that all those who died in the battle of Hogwarts probably went on the chocolate frogs’ cards . And Teddy opening one before going on the train to Hogwarts and seeing his parents smiling at him, so they were actually there to see him off on his first year.
drowning in an ocean of my tears
I have this damn 76” x 38” piece of wood and I don’t know what to paint on it…